Archive for the ‘LIFE’ Category

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Eventful day. Not bad. Not at all but certainly eventful. Hibs, being my 2nd team and Celtic being my 3rd, I’m half-thrilled, half-horrified by today’s events at Celtic Park. The first Hibs v Hearts Scottish Cup final since 1896 is now set for May the 19th. I predict an epidemic of coronary arrests and anxiety attacks on both [...]

Fish, Chips and Rock ‘n’ Roll

Posted: 1st April 2012 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
Tags: , , Dave Osler, Joe Bonamassa, Joel McIver, , Popwerplay rock and Metal Magazine
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Went to Matlock today, with SheWhoIsNeverWrong, for fish and chips. Sometimes these things just have to be done and a glorious sunny March Sunday seemed just such an occasion. The UK’s premier lefty blogger, author, journalist, blues-man and all-round good-egg and snappy dresser, Dave Osler, questioned the wisdom of such a plan. “Another town, just for a [...]

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“The problem with you, H, is that you’re an extremist” “Oh?” “Yeah. You scare people and the British people aren’t extreme by nature” “Define ‘extremism’ then” “Well, you know; all that ranting about the poor, class war and inequality. It’s just too extreme. Too radical and it’s unworkable and utopian anyway” “I see. Funny, that; [...]

Write On Time

Posted: 26th February 2012 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
Tags: , , Hammer Fest, , , Powerplay, Randy Rhoads
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So, what did I miss this weekend? What happened? I could see that spring appears to have sprung. Vaguely, from a distance and through the smeared windows of my soul, dizzy from the thousands upon thousands of words cranked out over the last two days, while you bastards were, no doubt, having fun and all [...]

Blinded By The Light

Posted: 31st January 2012 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
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Regular readers of will be familiar with POD. The Princess of Darkness. My soon-to-be-eighteen-if-she-lives-that-long daughter. For whom the traditional teenage pursuits of stroppiness and singular bloody-mindedness have long since been elevated to the level of a vocation. A holy calling, if you will. With effortless skill and minimum effort she raises my blood pressure and [...]

A Father’s Shame

Posted: 29th December 2011 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
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It’s heartbreaking being a parent and yesterday was one of the worst days in my life. You devote countless hours of love, devotion and guidance to your kids. You offer care, support and moral sustenance, all the time praying that you can keep them on the straight and narrow, all the time hoping, with everything [...]

A Yuletide Homily

Posted: 26th December 2011 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
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So how was it for you? Here, at The Zoo, it went bloody great. SheWhoIsNeverWrong, despite having a bad day with the old noggin, aching eyes and loaded up on drugs (of the prescription variety, you understand), soldiered on and turned out a bloody superb dinner. Turkey, beef and gammon accessorised with all the usual [...]

A Word Of Thanks

Posted: 24th December 2011 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
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As far as career choices go, freelance scribing offers security, peace of mind and hope for the future in proportions roughly akin to those afforded by negotiating Niagara falls via a tight-rope. On roller skates. In a storm. While pissed. And that’s on a good day. Without wishing to sound pretentious, like music or any other creative [...]

Kitchen Sink Drama

Posted: 18th November 2011 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
Tags: , Fields Of The Nephilim, Kitchen Sink Drama, Peter Keevil, The Corpse Bride
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New kitchen. Aye, cool and that. Less cool, by a margin of some considerable width, was the inspired idea of the gang foreman to leave the kitchen door wide open while he and his heavy-handed brethren of toil commenced wrecking operations. After all, there can be few things calculated to lift the spirits of a [...]

Where The Heart Is

Posted: 12th November 2011 by Harry in BLOG, LIFE
Tags: , Princess of Darkness, , , , Unruly Child
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Things that seemed like a good idea at the time: losing three weeks of normal living while the entire kitchen is ripped out, stripped back to the brick work and rebuilt in shiny new fashion. What’s not to like, right? Well, for starters there’s the small matter of removing everything that usually lives there and [...]